It makes me smile to wake up next to you. God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt. When I count my blessings, I count you twice. Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up. The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me? If I know what love is, it is because of you. I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you. If you don't want to have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven. You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text. I think you are very careless, you come and leave things behind, see now what you have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive. God was showing off when he created you. Date like a man and you'll never get hurt. When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls, you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
If I had a British accent I would never shut up. Call, if I am cute. Miss call, if I am gorgeous. Text back, if I am pretty. Text a joke, if I am charming. Just ignore if you are jealous. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Hello, I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart. I have high double standards. Sometimes I think I should have texted you, after searching questions so that, I would never stop conversation with you.
Giving up is always an option but never my choice. I love the way you walk, talk and laugh. I believe that presence of parents with you makes you the richest person of the world. I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook. My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight. Let make it short and simple, I love you. Smile, it's the second-best thing to do with your lips. It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me. Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen. I'm falling in like you know.
I am a fish out of water without YOU! I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive. I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting. I dont need to dream, I got you! I have high double standards. I LOVE the way you HURT me! I love the way you walk, talk and laugh. I need you like a heart needs a beat. I used to be a terrible flirt.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold. I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms. Funny Flirty Status WhatsApp I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook. If I had a British accent I would never shut up. If I know what love is, it is because of you. If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?